Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Going Shallow

I wouldn't say my resume of boyfriends thus far has been very impressive. They've included some rather scruffy looking people, and some that I was even embarrassed to be seen with at times. The answer to this has always been: personality is what matters.

We've all heard it a thousand times. I've even preached and practiced it. But upon further analysis, I can't help but wonder, is this why I haven't lost my virginity? Superfluous reasons where the animal instinct in me tells me not to mate with an Ugly in the event that we might procreate and form a monster?



Possibly.

Therefore, I now declare myself on a mission to dig above the surface for once and find someone purely for physical reasons alone. Someone to coddle and fondle, and be my living instant-presto-make-me-horny statue.

It's for the survival of mankind (and to guarantee my good genes don't go to waste).
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6 comments:

  1. MonicaFebruary 6, 2008 at 9:42 PM

    i don't think looks do it for me. personality is what gets my panties wet ;)

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  2. wynsters the tigressFebruary 7, 2008 at 11:11 PM

    is edison chen available?

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  3. AnonymousMay 13, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    What I meant to say is, instantaneous sensations dont TAKE time like getting to know someone's personality does

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