Sunday, February 17, 2008

Blockheads

What I don't understand are people who can't seem to get a clue. Let's just call them blockheads.



No matter how many little hints you drop, or even how direct you are with them, these people are incapable of taking your subtle or not so subtle suggestions to leave you the fuck alone.

Case A.
Fred* was a guy I had a booty call with once (on a blue moon, or perhaps it was a full moon) because hey, let's admit it, we all have urges every once in a while... however much you may regret it the next day and then go back to it the same night. Afterwards, I made it perfectly clear the two-time ordeal was purely spur of the moment and would never happen again. But no matter how directly I tell him to shut up and go away, the boy cannot seem to comprehend these words. In an almost desperate attempt, I question him directly: Why do you still bother me if I am so mean to you? He simply "LOL's" his way out of the question, and continues on to barrage me with links to random youtube videos that I will never click and ask me to go out and grab a bite with him. The answer has been and always will be NO.

Case B.
John* was an ex-boyfriend where things ended on a bad note. But every couple of months, he'll send me a message or phone call, trying to patch up at least a friendship and to check on my status. I ignored this for the first few months, but as I got over my grudge, I decided to start replying. Worst choice ever. No matter how short, blunt, or uncommitted my responses are to his questions of "What is it you want out of life?" "Where do you want to be in five years?" etc., he asks nevertheless and continues to spill out cliche wisdoms, such as: "You'll only get what you work for" (I know this already dumbshit).

In the end, is it because these boys crave what they cannot have? Is playing "hard to get," and not on purpose, driving these boys to pursue their endless ambition even further?

Someone give me a sledge hammer, I want to break some blocks open.

3 comments:

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