Saturday, January 26, 2008

Asian = Small Penis?

I am an Asian American female who has not dated very many Asian American men. Partially in fear that I might shake my head in shame of the small penis size, and then proceed to disassociate myself from my heritage completely and marry a black man instead. Yes, because we all know black men hold the trophy in stereotypes for having gigantic cocks.

The first Asian penis (a Vietnamese dude) I ever encountered was during early high school in the backseat of his nice little Lexus sports sedan. It was surprisingly roomy, and with the car radio playing slow love songs, the mood for romance began to bubble. The kissing lead to touching, the touching lead to more touching, which lead to dry humping, until finally, it lead to the unbuckling and unwrapping of his pants, only to reveal a TINY one-eyed gnome, sitting there in a neatly trimmed lawn of pubes.



Since then, I have encountered two more Asian penises, but I'll save those stories for another day.

3 comments:

Sha Boogie said...

I don't mean to burst your bubble honey, but you can have that same back seat, small penis experience with a black man! Trust, I've had more than I care to remember..

Anonymous said...

wow.

please, please, please, please, please wake up and start to take your identity/heritage more seriously.

the very last thing we- both asian men, and the asian diaspora as a whole needs, is one of our own helping to project untrue and unfair stereotypes about ourselves.

you need to comprehend the delicacy of how we as a people are are being portrayed in mainstream media, and how the projected stereotypes are affecting us. if you have any pride whatsoever in the history of the blood that runs through your veins as an asian-american woman, i would start to reshape your outlook on things.

Anonymous said...

Wow, look at these ridiculous replies. That shit is true, any guy who has taken a shower in a gym knows this. Maybe every asian guy is an insane grower and not a shower, but there is an insane amount of data out there collected on this subject.

Seriously given human beings' preoccupation with race coupled with our obsession with sex, don't you think an insane number of studies have been done on this? I'm sure they're all wrong.

The last thing I'll mention is anecdotal evidence. I know dozens of girls and a number of them huge sluts, and any time the discussion of cocks comes up uniformly any girl who has been with one or multiple asian guys has said they have the smallest dick of any race they have been with.


But what do I know, maybe every one of those scientists and girls I know are actually part of a grand scheme to perpetuate a completely unfounded, deliberate, and malicious global conspiracy intended to force a penile stereotype on the "delicately portrayed" asian people.

MST