Every so often, I meet rather interesting people who I have difficulty understanding. These individuals and I are on completely different wavelengths when it comes to seeing certain aspects of life, particularly on the topic of sex. I recently had such a conversation with a guy named Dick* (don't mind my witty nickname).
Dick is a 30 something year old professional business man in the entertainment industry. Dick has power, and Dick has money. Dick is also overweight, not too attractive, but extremely charismatic in a flirtatious and demanding sort of way. One of those people in high position and expects ass kissing. Needless to say, many girls flock to him in hopes of being introduced into the industry. He apparently lost count after fucking 150 girls.
Now, I'm not a math major but I do believe 150 is a pretty big number. I also collected some fun facts from Dick:
- Korean girls are nymphomaniacs.
- Japanese girls are submissive.
- You either hit or miss with Chinese girls.
- White girls are lazy.
- Fucking a porn star really isn't much different from fucking any other woman.
While discussing his intimate stories, Dick was simultaneously trying to coerce me into the act. Now I don't know why or how a man thinks he looks even remotely attractive by telling you he's fucked over 150 girls, especially to a virgin. He even revealed that he was not 100% "clean," but was currently "healthy."
Seriously?!
After some thinking, I had one question left to ask Dick: Do you feel restless and discontent about life? His answer was what I expected: Yes, very.
And then things come full circle. Those who are unhappy with themselves and with what they have continue to look endlessly. There's never enough money, power, or even women in the world. My guess for Dick is that he'll probably keep looking until his dick falls off.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Falling Off
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7 comments:
Trust me, it could be worse if he was restless, discontented AND virgin?
Well shallow as it sounds, i guess most guys -me included would gladly swap over to his side of the grass..well less the 'unclean' part of the package at least..
Have you quit blogging?
Dick sounds like he knows how to party. Maybe he is fat and unattractive but props to him for figuring out what works for him to get girls. That's pretty much the problem for 90 percent of people who complain about not having luck with the opposite sex.
As for him saying he's restless etc and you equating that to "missing" something from life, you clearly have to be discontent to dedicate an entire blog to not ever getting laid. At least he's honest with himself, and with you to boot! Here's a clue, most guys lie when it comes to sex, be it claiming their "number" to be higher than it is, their penis to be bigger than it is, or how great they are in the sack. Seems like this guy doesnt mind being comfortable in his skin.
You should have fucked him, after 150 girls he had to have picked up some good tricks. And besides, having a cliche story about how you lost your virginity at least brings some novelty to an otherwise meaningless event people have heaped way too much importance on. Seriously the first time isnt good, its just a funny story about the first and most likely not the last time you had awkward sex. Hell I lost mine in cancun during senior trip, it doesn't get more cliche than that.
and by novelty I mean telling your friends you lost it to some hollywood producer type.
MST
Didn't Thoreau say something about us never being happy with what we've got? Dick sounds like a prime example of this. Poor bastard won't find his happiness from outside himself...
You make a great point. Got some great information here. I think that if more people thought about it that way, theyd have a better time understanding the issue. Your view is definitely something Id like to see more of. Thanks for this blog. Its fantastic and so is what youve got to say.
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